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In no particular order

1. Carefully partition into many smaller bricks and make a little house for a dead mole your cat brought in.
2. Using word of mouth and clever use of social networking sites, promote the brick as a "pet" and auction off on ebay.
3. Position the brick on the ground, stand on it and lift one leg a la Karate Kid style. Extra points for reenacting the pose as though you were just illegally knock in the knee by one of your opponents.
4. Wear the brick around your neck and tell your friends it's the new albatross.
5. Stare intently at the brick attempting to lift it with your superhuman mind power.
6. Stick the brick in your pants and wait to see who notices. If no one, assume they thought you were happy to see them.
7. Put the brick in a backpack and walk up and down the stairs in your office to firm up your glutes.
8. Play brick, paper, scissors.
9. Use the brick to motivate coworkers. Give it a name, say "Bricky."
10. With only a chisel and the brick, create a work of art. Take it to Chihuly and see if he will replicate in blown glass.

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