Enough About Me ...

I just needed a place to put my bread. I had no idea that the damn thing kept it fresh! I'm very fond of Essential Baking's Mille Grane. However, it's one of those yuppie bread in a bag deals, so if you're not aggressive about getting through the loaf ( a good tin of salmon is a big help ) it's a doorstop in 24 hours. UNTIL I found the solution to my bread storage need. A $19.99 target special. I used to love Target, then I hated it, now I go there when I'm feeling the need to buy diapers for cheap ( I don't do Costco…I guess that's another blog ). Last time I walked into Target, I saw a future landfill. It's like crack for shoppaholics. I'm not trying to dis target shoppers, some of my best friends shop at target. I'm trying to appreciate things that last longer than the first wash. ANYWAY, the breadbox is a dream come true. I've tried transferring the bread from paper to plastic for enjoyment the day after. It's just not the same as the breadbox. It becomes all soft and crustless. Asks for a glass of water then gives me the repelling pelvis hug with two pats and doesn't call. Stick it in a breadbox over night, it's almost the same loaf of bread, just a little uglier.

Things I Own That Are Bigger Than My Breadbox That Will Probably Hit A Landfill Near You
This stupid beanbag dog I bought for my daughter thinking she'd actually use it like the happy children on the label
A cheap carpet my cats shit on every night in the basement
A Sponge Bob toilet seat converter for smaller bottoms
A pile of Isaac Mizrahi tanks tops that shrank on cold