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I'm not usually one for dissing the ladies, but I have to admit the whole concept of a Muffin Top is quite amusing. Apparently, for those not in the know, the Muffin Top refers to the roll of belly and side-belly the rolls over a pair of low-rise jeans. I believe it can be generalized to any low-rise fashion article. I've not quite attained full Muffin Top myself, but I do have a pair of low-rise jeans and have compensated potential muffin topage with a long shirt. What's amazing to me is not the flesh that spilleth over. It's the absolute blind faith in the seams of their jeans. It could be the simple act of dropping your keys that could take a gal from a Muffin Top to a Hot Lava Cake.