Enough About Me ...

I flipped to the Colbert Report (pronouced Colber' Repor', for those not in the know) and stumbled across The Swash. Promoted by Mark Cuban investor billionaire. This is a toilet seat that heats, washes and dries all parties in the front row of the Pissfeld Follies. More exciting than the two retractable water wands for him and her or the mantra to "help promote the Cleaner Man" is The Swash promotional video. Totally worth it to see the Oscar moment where the young, beautiful actress with her shower fresh clean posterior shares with the audience her moment of clarity and Noble Prize deduction that follows:
"We don't use dry paper to wash our hands. We don't use dry paper to wash our dishes. *Why* do we use *dry* *paper* on our most sensitive body parts?"
A retort, I have none. Why *do* we? Why use paper when you can feel shower fresh all day long … all day long. That, I do not know. I want one and I'll patiently await the Swash attachments soon to follow.