The top of a Tic Tac container says, "Have a nice mint!" Some days when I'm reaching for that little 1.9 caloric minty wonder, those sweet words complete my need to freshen and distract as I eagerly await my next meal. Let me warn you, however, if you search for such an image be warned. "The Forgotten Art Of Analingus" is lurking and apparently rated quite high in today's fancy search algorithms. And that charming phrase somehow cancelled out the delicate prose of my Freshmint moment.
some comments i've received: "I think I took "The Art of Ananlingus-101" as an elective at UCSC. The final was an oral exam....ba dum dum.. I am here all week folks...dont forget to tip your waitress...."
"oh yeah! they offered that at UW, but i heard the ASSignments were too hard.... anyone here from Detroit? great, gotta ride home."