My yearly speil that goes something to the tune of
"Hey Laura, what are you going to be for Halloween next week?"
"Hey Bob, yeah , I'm going to be a carrot! I just bought it yesterday. I have this super cute, tight orange dress that stops at my crotch. I'm going to wear fishnets and stilettos. I have green hair dye cuz I'm going to be one of those Whole Food carrots, you know. And I won't be wearing any panties cuz carrots don't really wear panties now do they. See you at Josh's party! Tee Hee Hee."
Holloween. When every costume involves fishnet tights.